It is a puzzlement.
After spending the last four hours cleaning my kitchen (it's 1:36 am, for those keeping score at home), I find myself with an odd puzzle.
Why don't I have a cockroach problem?
I sure as hell deserve one. I mean, behind the stove...ah, but it doesn't bear thinking about. Just...eeugh.
Should I post pics of my (CLEAN!) apartment? It's so out-of-character for me...
posted by Rob @ 5/26/2004 01:36:00 AM
2 Comments:
Pics would be great. What's the use in cleaning if you can't get everyone to think that's the way it looks all the time?
Aym
I know this if from May, but I thought I'd comment on it anyways. This blogging thing is cool. Me like.
A couple tips:
1) eugh behind the stove is a start. Start by going for eeugh in the sink (quick tip: don't wash dishes)
2) its funny, then, how it spreads. The key to Cockroach lie in line of site. Make sure they can SEE their prey. Squirt ketchup on the floor. That might work. At least its a start.
3) Do they have ketchup in Japan? When I was in Germany they made me pay 15 cents for ketchup packet at McDonalds. My friend pointed out that WE INVENTED McDonalds so they game him free ketchup packets. That was nice of them. Do they have McSushi in Japan?
4) There is no four.
5) Skip to 6
6) Go back to 4
7) You shouldn't be reading this line.
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